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donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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(via regallywicked)

shslequius:

iguanamouth:

people whose entire first name is also in their last name have had a rough journey

i once knew a daniel daniels and i think his parents just had a sick sense of humor because his middle name was dan

(via bound-for-life-00007)

nxte:

gettin sick of this whole “wait a week for the next episode” shit

(via bound-for-life-00007)

spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

(via idinasangels)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(via loserslol)

ven0moth:

if you hear plastic crinkling in the bathroom stall, no it’s not a tampon it’s just that I’m eating an entire sleeve of Oreos and I don’t want 20 people to see

(via santanist)

whiteboyfriend:

I’m scared because I don’t know if she’s kidding or not

(via timetogetsmalll)

"Don’t make excuses for why you can’t get it done. Focus on all the reasons why you must make it happen."

- TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

(via the-answer-is-within-me)

fuck-yeah-feminist:

Neither can we, my badass friend. Neither can we.

fuck-yeah-feminist:

Neither can we, my badass friend. Neither can we.

(via itstartwithasmile)

falsemrsa:

More of that dream home shit.

(via itstartwithasmile)

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

(via ahappierhealthierbetterme)

police: you're under arrest

me: no i'm not

police: shit