shinyblackchevy:

beau-friend:

tankgirls:

I before E

except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour

#and caffeine-strung atheists reinventing protein at their leisure #plebeians may deign to forfeit #either that or seize the language and reinvent it

fuck the english language

(via tonguemarksonmystepgranddaughter)

you guys better be defending me when i’m dating my favourite celebrity and getting hate

(via reginaregal)

Jen: …and that’s why I don’t understand every time someone is mentioned in a magazine, there’s an age next to it…

(via teamoreginamea)

Tony summoning his Mark XLVII armor not to him, but for Pepper in order to protect her.

(via onceuponasnacktime)

weedrichards:

YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS

(via reginasmom)

fictorium:

Henry: It’s not gonna work you know.

Snow: What won’t?

Henry: Separating my moms. Everyone knows they’re a couple now.

Emma: Shut up, kid. It’s bad enough I have to wear a dress without a fight breaking out.

James: No fighting. Besides, Regina’s over here with me because we’re the lucky ones who married the White family women.

Emma: It’s Swan, Dad. I’m not changing it to White. Or Charming.

Regina: [through gritted teeth] You’re changing it to Mills, dear. Just like me and Henry.

Snow: Like hell she is. After what your mother—

Emma: Mom! Dress. Heels. 

Snow: You look very pretty, sweetheart. And at least your skirt isn’t dangerously short like some people’s.

Regina: Okay, that’s it—

James: Can you just take the damn photo already? What are you waiting for? Blood splatter on your Nikon?

[the photographer finally pushes the button]

Photographer: Oh. I forgot the ‘say “cheese”’.

Regina: I can assure you, nobody minds.

(via parrillafeels)

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

(via darcythelunatic)

promo4homo:

privilegedblackgirl:

theyre looks so weird without the comma 

they,re

Ah yes much better

(via meghanorgys)

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What if the whole OUAT story is just Emma’s wishes as she’s about to blow the candle on her 28th birthday and the show ends with her blowing it and none of it was actually real?

natkyo:

captainswanthief:

my-gosh-its-snowing:

captainswanthief:

thebelleofstorybrooke:

joyfulserenade:

forzaouat:

butineededyou:

Oh hey here’s another one. I found it the other day

You are welcome

If it ends with ‘It was all just a dream’ I will eat a fucking poisoned apple and kill myself! OK?!

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

(via my-mixed-up-blog)

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

(via darcythelunatic)

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

(via life-among-the-distant-stars)

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

(via sorry)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away because i will not be one of those people in the first 30 seconds of Supernatural no sir no ma’am

(via sarobinandbategan)